How Remote Trainers Work

"McMike" (mcmike) 04/19/2016 at 08:57 • Filed to: fiveminutephotoshop, greatideas, Illmakeamilliondollars

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Remote trainers help you reinforce the behaviors you want from motorcyclists, such as staying in their lane. They also let you correct speeding, rev-limiter bouncing, and other unwanted behaviors. When you push a button on the handheld remote, your motorcyclist will receive a stimulation from his electronic collar. The stimulation gets his attention and lets you communicate clearly and consistently. It’s nice to know he’ll listen when you speak to him!

Available in an array of colors to match almost any shorts, sneaker, and t-shirt combination.

Teach basic commands including Slow, Stay, and Stop

Prevent dangerous or annoying behavior such as pulling wheelies, illegal lane splitting, and mirror punching

Train off-leash from up to 1,000 yards away

Choose from static, spray, vibration, ultrasonic, and tone

Train 2 riders at the same time

Not recommended for well-behaved motorcyclists, organized demonstrations, or track use.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > McMike 04/19/2016 at 09:02

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I really want this to be real.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > McMike 04/19/2016 at 09:04

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Hot.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/19/2016 at 09:04

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It can be. Just relabel a shock collar.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/19/2016 at 09:07

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But how do you actually get them to wear one.

450X_FTW > McMike 04/19/2016 at 09:14

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Think we all need shock collars regardless of vehicle that zap you when you get too close to a entering another lane and your turn signal is not active. Cut down on drifting into other lanes as well.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/19/2016 at 09:15

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You put it on them and lock it when they’re on the ground after a crash.

McMike > 450X_FTW 04/19/2016 at 09:17

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I like that idea, too.

Could tie it in with the lane departure warning, and make the collar a type of ignition interlock.

McMike > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/19/2016 at 09:19

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You put it on them and lock it when they’re on the ground after a crash.

Tag and release. Great idea.

shop-teacher > McMike 04/19/2016 at 09:23

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It’s the most humane way.

Urambo Tauro > McMike 04/19/2016 at 09:32

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Bad squid! No treat!

yamahog > McMike 04/19/2016 at 10:27

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Hissssssssssss

*claws*

...also this is almost identical to the dog’s beepy collar description, nicely done.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > shop-teacher 04/19/2016 at 10:44

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It’s the only way. Squids are crazy slippery.

uofime-2 > McMike 04/19/2016 at 11:03

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dude, just cause u dont ride a reallll motorcycle doesn’t mean u gotta hate! sometimes u just gotta pop some dank whoallies to sho cagers whats up

Master Cylinder > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/19/2016 at 11:07

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Just have Icon start selling ‘em.